Created by Michael Molitch-Hou
Which would you rather?
Mrk Nchls.: Would You Rather!
ooh, that’s a tuff one. on the one hand, ive never stayed in a motel before. on the other, i’d have to say watch a great tv show!
1)
You are supplanted into the consciousness and body of a 45-year old man. You are in a dingy, highwayside motel; there are deep brown water damage stains forming numerous two-dimensional stalactites on the yellow wallpaper. Something neutral is on the television - which is an ancient tube thing…
Would u rather go out for a cup of coffee with me or allow the systematic extermination of an entire race of people?
This is too controversial for my blog
Would you rather goatse Xzibit or chop off your ding-dong and swallow it?
Ouch. That’s tough. But I definitely wouldn’t want to eat my ding-a-ling let alone chop it off! I’d definitely prefer to goatse Xzibit.
Turns out Hoobastank already did it anyways. I think they probably ate their ding-dongs too.
3. Would you rather die of hunger or hang out with your friends at the beach?
Beach! I hate being hungry almost as much as I hate dying so the idea of dying from hunger is literally the worst. I love hanging out and also going to the beach with my friends. No problem there! Thoughts, anyone?
2. Would your rather ride a segway or eat shards of glass and have to shit out the glass shards?
Easy! Segway. I wouldn’t eat glass in a million years and, anyways, riding a segway could be a fun and revolutionary way to travel. It could change my life forever. Plus, I’d really hate to eat and shit glass!
Ride a Segway!
1. Would you rather burn your parents or play baseball?
That’s a tough question. On the one hand, you have to burn your parents and, on the other, you get to play baseball. I love my parents and don’t want to burn them. Also, I love baseball!
I choose baseball!
Created by Michael Molitch-Hou
Mrk Nchls.: Would You Rather!
ooh, that’s a tuff one. on the one hand, ive never stayed in a motel before. on the other, i’d have to say watch a great tv show!
1)
You are supplanted into the consciousness and body of a 45-year old man. You are in a dingy, highwayside motel; there are deep brown water damage stains forming numerous two-dimensional stalactites on the yellow wallpaper. Something neutral is on the television - which is an ancient tube thing…
Would u rather go out for a cup of coffee with me or allow the systematic extermination of an entire race of people?
This is too controversial for my blog
Would you rather goatse Xzibit or chop off your ding-dong and swallow it?
Ouch. That’s tough. But I definitely wouldn’t want to eat my ding-a-ling let alone chop it off! I’d definitely prefer to goatse Xzibit.
Turns out Hoobastank already did it anyways. I think they probably ate their ding-dongs too.
3. Would you rather die of hunger or hang out with your friends at the beach?
Beach! I hate being hungry almost as much as I hate dying so the idea of dying from hunger is literally the worst. I love hanging out and also going to the beach with my friends. No problem there! Thoughts, anyone?
2. Would your rather ride a segway or eat shards of glass and have to shit out the glass shards?
Easy! Segway. I wouldn’t eat glass in a million years and, anyways, riding a segway could be a fun and revolutionary way to travel. It could change my life forever. Plus, I’d really hate to eat and shit glass!
Ride a Segway!
1. Would you rather burn your parents or play baseball?
That’s a tough question. On the one hand, you have to burn your parents and, on the other, you get to play baseball. I love my parents and don’t want to burn them. Also, I love baseball!
I choose baseball!
