Created by Michael Molitch-Hou
Which would you rather?
Would you rather goatse Xzibit or chop off your ding-dong and swallow it?
Ouch. That’s tough. But I definitely wouldn’t want to eat my ding-a-ling let alone chop it off! I’d definitely prefer to goatse Xzibit.
Turns out Hoobastank already did it anyways. I think they probably ate their ding-dongs too.
3. Would you rather die of hunger or hang out with your friends at the beach?
Beach! I hate being hungry almost as much as I hate dying so the idea of dying from hunger is literally the worst. I love hanging out and also going to the beach with my friends. No problem there! Thoughts, anyone?
2. Would your rather ride a segway or eat shards of glass and have to shit out the glass shards?
Easy! Segway. I wouldn’t eat glass in a million years and, anyways, riding a segway could be a fun and revolutionary way to travel. It could change my life forever. Plus, I’d really hate to eat and shit glass!
Ride a Segway!
1. Would you rather burn your parents or play baseball?
That’s a tough question. On the one hand, you have to burn your parents and, on the other, you get to play baseball. I love my parents and don’t want to burn them. Also, I love baseball!
I choose baseball!
Created by Michael Molitch-Hou
Would you rather goatse Xzibit or chop off your ding-dong and swallow it?
Ouch. That’s tough. But I definitely wouldn’t want to eat my ding-a-ling let alone chop it off! I’d definitely prefer to goatse Xzibit.
Turns out Hoobastank already did it anyways. I think they probably ate their ding-dongs too.
3. Would you rather die of hunger or hang out with your friends at the beach?
Beach! I hate being hungry almost as much as I hate dying so the idea of dying from hunger is literally the worst. I love hanging out and also going to the beach with my friends. No problem there! Thoughts, anyone?
2. Would your rather ride a segway or eat shards of glass and have to shit out the glass shards?
Easy! Segway. I wouldn’t eat glass in a million years and, anyways, riding a segway could be a fun and revolutionary way to travel. It could change my life forever. Plus, I’d really hate to eat and shit glass!
Ride a Segway!
1. Would you rather burn your parents or play baseball?
That’s a tough question. On the one hand, you have to burn your parents and, on the other, you get to play baseball. I love my parents and don’t want to burn them. Also, I love baseball!
I choose baseball!
